Young Blood Runs Wild

Dear Facebook chat,

Get your shit together. You are no longer a ‘new feature’ yet you continue to malfunction. How hard is it?

No- I don’t want to repeat myself four times. I’m trying to appear smooth and witty and you’re making me look like an over-excited four year old.

Nor do I want to be receiving chat messages in my inbox for no apparent reason- I believe there is this thing called ‘email’ for such communication.

Finally, I definitely don’t like it when you won’t allow me to press ‘Return’ so that my response can appear in your cute little pop up box of failures. 

Oh, & Happy Social Media Day.

Kisses.