Dear Facebook chat,
Get your shit together. You are no longer a ‘new feature’ yet you continue to malfunction. How hard is it?
No- I don’t want to repeat myself four times. I’m trying to appear smooth and witty and you’re making me look like an over-excited four year old.
Nor do I want to be receiving chat messages in my inbox for no apparent reason- I believe there is this thing called ‘email’ for such communication.
Finally, I definitely don’t like it when you won’t allow me to press ‘Return’ so that my response can appear in your cute little pop up box of failures.
Oh, & Happy Social Media Day.