The flare is NOT back.
I refuse to succumb.
Fuck maccas get your shit together. It goes sauce, then meat then cheese melted...– Pat Ward, 4am Maccas run gone wrong.
Working hard for the money.
ES: Tomorrow I've got school and then one of my TWO jobs. Fuck my life.
TS: At least you're being responsible, and doing the thing's we're SUPPOSED to be doing..
ES: Yeah- but none of it makes me happy.
It seems only fitting I write this rant on my one night off this week. As per the last…ooh I don’t know…..48,957 Wednesdays, I am without a cent to my name on my big party night of the week. Alas pay day is Thursday and thus by the following Wednesday I am heads-down-bums-up in my car scrounging around for enough spare change to buy myself a can of coke (obviously far more...
Mom's Msgs →
Brought to you from the geniuses that brought us ‘Texts From Last Night’ come another laugh out loud website sure to waste hours of our day. Current favourite: Christian’s Mom: Abracadabra! For my next trick, I will make my son shave his face!! Ta da! Christian: ? Christian’s Mom: Either shave that goatee or I’m posting a facebook album of you from age 12-14 and tagging...
Just discovered your new Tumblr ‘Fill My Bucket’ and have a few thoughts on the matter. 1) Why the sweet shit has there not been a picture of me drawn yet? and 2) For your information, I have already completed one of your bucket list tasks… Insert dreamy flashback sequence here… During my first day of interning at FHM magazine, I was called into the editor’s...
Guilty pleasure of the week. I cannot sit still...