July 2010
The flare is NOT back.
I refuse to succumb.
“Fuck maccas get your shit together. It goes sauce, then meat then cheese melted...”
– Pat Ward, 4am Maccas run gone wrong.
Working hard for the money.
ES: Tomorrow I've got school and then one of my TWO jobs. Fuck my life.
TS: At least you're being responsible, and doing the thing's we're SUPPOSED to be doing..
ES: Yeah- but none of it makes me happy.
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Pizza singles
It seems only fitting I write this rant on my one night off this week.
As per the last…ooh I don’t know…..48,957 Wednesdays, I am without a cent to my name on my big party night of the week.
Alas pay day is Thursday and thus by the following Wednesday I am heads-down-bums-up in my car scrounging around for enough spare change to buy myself a can of coke (obviously far more...
Mom's Msgs →
Brought to you from the geniuses that brought us ‘Texts From Last Night’ come another laugh out loud website sure to waste hours of our day.
Current favourite:
Christian’s Mom: Abracadabra! For my next trick, I will make my son shave his face!! Ta da!
Christian: ?
Christian’s Mom: Either shave that goatee or I’m posting a facebook album of you from age 12-14 and tagging...
For Georgia
Just discovered your new Tumblr ‘Fill My Bucket’ and have a few thoughts on the matter.
1) Why the sweet shit has there not been a picture of me drawn yet?
and
2) For your information, I have already completed one of your bucket list tasks…
Insert dreamy flashback sequence here…
During my first day of interning at FHM magazine, I was called into the editor’s...
Guilty pleasure of the week.
I cannot sit still...
