November 2009
Politics 101
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are...
My favourite stoners
Mac: Oh my god. This our thing. Scenic spots and weed. Think about it. What we do is scenic spots and long drives at night with weed. I'm going to miss this when you're gone.
Liz: This whole time I was thinking to myself "it's so sad that the harbour bridge isn't in this view." Macca. Look at the fucking bridge.
Mac: Were you even listening to me at all?
Liz: I'd like to be all nostalgic right now but I'm trying to open my fucking crispy M&Ms.
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Mac: Don't you wish we could just go back?
Liz: What? You mean like... in time? Dude, that's pretty intense right now.
Mac: I mean literally lean back right now, I don't have enough space.
Liz: Oh.. Right.
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Jelly
I would never smash your face.
You mean the bloody fucking world to me.
It’s bad enough having to hang my grey hoodie up on the rack with...
– S.D.M, who will always be a skate rat in my eyes.